About Pumpkin

Kevin, Pumpkin, and Alexis standing in front of a local taqueria. Alexis is wearing a pasted-colored, patterned shirt and a hat. Kevin is wearing a blue coat and dark blue pants. Pumpkin is sitting between them.
Pumpkin and Alexis at Pink Triangle Park in the Castro. Pumpkin, sitting, is an 85 pound, yellow-furred dog with floppy ears. Alexis is wearing a brown suit with a colorful patterned shirt, squatting down next to Pumpkin.

Pumpkin, Legal Assistant

Adopting Pumpkin from the San Francisco SPCA was easily the best part about 2020. Although she appears to be a dog, she is actually a moose. This mix-up is the only possible explanation as to how Alexis and Kevin ended up adopting an 85-pound animal while living in a tiny San Francisco condo.

Pumpkin is passionate about sticks, liver treats, belly rubs, dog parks, pre-washing dishes, disemboweling stuffed animals, and helping Alexis fight for what’s right, generally in that descending order. She is a very good girl, wants everyone to be her best friend, and is known to visit Alexis’s office for estate plan signings.

Pumpkin is actually quite inept as a legal assistant. She chewed up a settlement check once. To her credit, she did FaceTime Alexis’s co-counsel to apologize. Luckily, she always does her work pro bone-o.